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Bees

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Honey Wallah

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Bee to othe: 'You knew I was a workaholic when we first met.'

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

"Think about the honey."

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

'I need a hive with 50,000 bedrooms.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

My comfort zone

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

'Do you love me for my mind or for my bees?'

'Sure, beekeepers bees' pollinate billions of dollars worth of crops every year, but what's their firepower?'

Vacant possession.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Beekeeping 101

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Mother's Day at the Hive

"Because the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Pooh."

"One medium rare and one with honey."

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'He's in witness protection.'

Bee Astronaut Mired in the Honey Moon.