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"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Harsh Mellows.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Cereal Tasting.

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

My comfort zone

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -