Honey Tasting Pillows

'OK, OK. I'll never buy honey dumped from China again!'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Picking pastries.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The Main Types of Cheese

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I come here for the pepper."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Bumble Bee

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

"...And that's how to translate honey into money."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Church Basement Foodie

Honey Wallah

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'