Homework Denier Gifts

'I used to answer all my homework questions by using a search engine. Now, my teacher started giving open-ended questions. All that thinking is cutting into my video game time.'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

Do your research!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"I think I gained weight because of the heavy reading Mr. Klacken assigns us."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"God works in mysterious ways."

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'This would be a lot easier, Ms. Sims, if there were a little more margin for error.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Will eat your homework for $.

"These fourth grade marks are confusing...I got a B on the assignment, so is that like a smiley face or a star?"

'I'm reporting you to the Department of Education!'

'I know Lazarus software retrieves lost data, but I don't think it helps when your dog eats your homework.'

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'