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"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

Pajama Day 743

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

I love embroidery

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Say speed

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Inactive wear store.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'