Homeward Hero Pillows

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"She's been so creative lately."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Pajama Day 743

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

I love embroidery

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Hello? Guys? Okay, I've had a long day and I'm very tired, so no pranks this time. I'm serious... guys?!"

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'What did I SAY to DAVE?' - A person with hangover worrying about the night before.

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

',,,and they all lived happily ever after, Now close your eyes and go to sleep'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Inactive wear store.

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Say speed

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'