Home Front Hero Pillows

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

The household cavalry

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

Indoor Football

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

man juggling career, home and children

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Love your renovations.'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Woman tangled up ironing

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."

'I don't want to talk about it.'

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

balanced life

"Being a mum is a full-time job."