Home Front Hero Mugs

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

"And if you think that every time you open your mouth around here everyone is going to dance to your tune, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Federal Reserve!"

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

'Gimme a drink! His screeching siren stuck,coming back from the shops.'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'Caw blimey!'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

The household cavalry

Wyatt returns home to visit his old small town.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

Indoor Football

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

man juggling career, home and children

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Rising Housing Costs vs Wages.

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Love your renovations.'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"I'm going to look for a mortgage...I may be some time!"

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

Woman tangled up ironing

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

balanced life

'I don't want to talk about it.'

"The only thing we seem to have in your price range is a bird box in Billericay."