Homebound Thrill-seekers Gifts

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

A house haunts a man.

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'Wheee!!!'

Emergency Brake

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

3 - Card Monte Travel: 'Find the red queen you travel free!'

"Well, you did insist on a terrorist-free vacation site."