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"It's great to have something we can all do together."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

At home with the brass section.

"How much for just the ring?"

"I want to climb up mountains without a rope, jump down waterfalls and run through a swamp barefooted to film crocodiles. That's why I need travel insurance - I'm a scaredy-cat."

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

Tunnel of Vengeance.

A house haunts a man.

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"See how virtual reality makes it feel like you're actually falling."

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

'Wheee!!!'

Emergency Brake

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'You and your discount airlines tickets!'

"Well, thank goodness that was a soft landing!"

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

Excess Baggage: Our advice? Enjoy your vacation while you can.

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