Deadline Thrill-seekers Gifts

"Just a little case of writer's block. Give me a little time, here."

Tunnel of Infatuation

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

Man and woman entering the tunnel of love, the man has a drill to scupper the boat.

Night of the Living Reindeer

Virtual Lap Dancing

At home with the brass section.

'Your evaluation is based on what you do in the next 30 seconds. Go!'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"It's amazing the things you see if you wake up an hour earlier than usual!"

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'Where did we get this new goalie?'

'Let's just all agree not to text while bobsledding anymore.'

"I'd like to avoid a costly and embarrassing trial but I could use the media exposure."

Extreme Carolling

Just married - newlyweds drag a waterskier.

"Why can't we just have a normal Thanksgiving?"

'Stock market volatility never fails to jar Norman out of his complacency.'

Sell-Buy-Boom-Bust collisions.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

"Better late than never, eh, Herb?"

Jump for joy. It's Christmas.

'Wheee!!!'

If you lived here, you would be having sex behind this billboard by now.

Emergency Brake

"It's great to have something we can all do together."

Athletic lovers hop, skip jump & LEAP!

C'mon, admit it - I scared you a little.

"Don't worry, Susan. We all work better with a deadline."

Skiers in ski masks are stopped at gunpoint

"We're not year-round people, weekend people, or summer people. We're last-ten-days-in-August people."

Happy Birthday

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

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