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'Oh, really, our house has only dropped a thousand in value...'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Repossessions

House hunting is cruel.

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Little Investment on the Praire

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

Valuation of Heaven

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'My bubble burst!'

UK house prices drop by 1.3%

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

Foreclosure

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

'Does my boom look big in this?...'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

"Ah yes, 'The Three Little Pigs', a cautionary tale of insufficient real estate market analysis."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

"Look! It's the Buy-to-let brigade."

'It's a handy household device that helps calculate your negative equity'

All in this Together