Home Value Analyst T-Shirts

'Oh, really, our house has only dropped a thousand in value...'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

House hunting is cruel.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Repossessions

Bert launches his plan to increase property values: Annoyance Free Zone - No politicians, media, pundits, or mimes beyond this point.

Little Investment on the Praire

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

"With skyrocketing condo prices these days I can easily get $2.5 million."

'Being afraid to buy a house doesn't make you homeophobic.'

“What we have here is an old moral compass. How did it come into your possession?”

Valuation of Heaven

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

For Sale, just to find the true value.

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'My bubble burst!'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

UK house prices drop by 1.3%

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'But on the bright side, I never worry about the housing booms and bubbles.'

'Does my boom look big in this?...'

"Ha! Buying a house just so you can live in it. I'll never understand young people."

Foreclosure

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

"I want a reverse mortgage. Take me back to when I didn't have one."

"My neighbor's house got TPed, and doubled in value."

'It's a handy household device that helps calculate your negative equity'

"Look! It's the Buy-to-let brigade."

All in this Together

'Makes you look slimmer.'