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Foreclosure on a drawing of a house.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

Real Estate Personals

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

House hunting is cruel.

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

'They're playing house.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

New Homes

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

Turtle Eviction

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

Americans More Optimistic

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'My bubble burst!'