Homeownership Analyst T-Shirts

Foreclosure on a drawing of a house.

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

Real Estate Personals

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"The government prefers to see it as a flexible, environmentally friendly building option that fits within our current funding projections."

'They're playing house.'

Stan believes in calling a spade a spade.

House hunting is cruel.

Those who fail to learn from the past will be forced to relive it.

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

UP Again: Housing Prices.

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

New Homes

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

Turtle Eviction

"This article says that the number of elderly living with their children is rising..."

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

Today's dream house is nothing if not a fantasy.

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

'My bubble burst!'

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.