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Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Theatre Crowd

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."

Red Letter Days - A First Night

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Tessa

Death of the Great Zolini