Home Theatrics Admirer Gifts

Performance In The Bedroom

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Scarpia from Tosca

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Theatre Crowd

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Knickerless Cage.

'I saw an offbeat play the other night. No one took off their clothes.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Mime Flash Mobs.

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

Actor talking to unimpressed child

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Snow White and the seven veils.

Tony Robinson

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Johnny Depp

'And do you, grand marshal Froomkin, promise to always love a parade?'

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Death of the Great Zolini

Tessa

Hercules Poirot meets Pierrot

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Rashida Jones