Home Sweet Home Optimist Gifts

Oh, one door closes, another opens -- How have you been?

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I think I can". (train)

"Using worst case scenario as a baseline, I consider this data quite encouraging."

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

Pollyanna, the Hamster

"Today stocks rose on the news that 'down' is a temporary state of mind."

Home Foreclosed Home.

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"I'm tired of this cave. I want a condo!"

"Look on the bright side, you never know what's round the corner."

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

'Hey! By appointment only!!'

'A free goldfish with every house you buy!'

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

'I know what you're thinking, honey, it's out of our price range but, wait till you see the size of the mailman's leg on this route!'

'Will this be a simple equity loan, or are you refinancing your whole marriage?'

Happiness

1986 is my year

'Look on the bright side...at least I'm failing at grade level.'

Nest building

What's with the shades, Dr. Kapuchnik? Sometimes, Al, your sunny outlook on life can be blinding.

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

'Phase Two : More of the same'

'Let's not look at it as failure. lets look at it as a chance to do better.'

I wish I had your optimism, Ted.'

"I'm so much more relaxed now that I got a reverse mortgage."

"Tia Carmen, is this our house or is it our home?"

'I'm going to try something new. I'm not afraid of failing.'

Changing house name.