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"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

I'm starting to think our new hardwood floor is made of driftwood.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Hell No Kitty

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'