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SOS-Another Property Tax Increase

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Home depot."

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"Too bright."

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Moving in

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

'Brian's saved us a small fortune...making all our own furniture!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

Tedious Romantic.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Two portraits kissing each other

Man and woman buying furniture.