Home Security Jokesters Gifts

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

'Hello, security.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'Nice to have a door opener.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

"I'm the temp."

Beware of the teddy

Beware of wireless home security system.

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"Hi honey, I'm home."

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Beware of owner."

"I think we have mice in the walls."

A-1 security from crime....

A Surprise for the Cat Burglar

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

'Security.'