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"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Try again - Your password has to include barks, growls, whines and at least one yap.

"Nice try Kevin, but you've put all your laundry into the dishwasher!"

"I just installed a home security monitor."

'Hello, security.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'Nice to have a door opener.'

Witch uses broom from broom share program.

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'

Beware of the teddy

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"Hi honey, I'm home."

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

"I'm the temp."

Beware of wireless home security system.

America's Funniest Encrypted Passwords

"Beware of owner."

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Beware of the Dog - Leaping Over Fence

"Before you identify the suspect, you need to confirm your identity."

Warning!! Anti-Climb Paint.

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll leave you to it."

A Surprise for the Cat Burglar