Home Security Cynic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the home security cynic? Our collection celebrates their witty skepticism with playful, cartoon-inspired items that add humor and personality to their space. Perfect for anyone who prefers a tongue-in-cheek attitude towards safety gadgets and home defense.

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Beware of the Dog

from $19.00

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

from $19.00

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

from $19.00

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage." mockup

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

from $19.00

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home mockup

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

from $19.00

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks." mockup

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

from $19.00

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.' mockup

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

from $19.00

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours." mockup

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

from $19.00

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there." mockup

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

from $19.00

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?" mockup

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

from $19.00

'Your father installed a security system.'

'Your father installed a security system.' mockup

'Your father installed a security system.'

from $19.00

Adopt your wireless home security system today!

Adopt your wireless home security system today! mockup

Adopt your wireless home security system today!

from $19.00

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"I just installed a home security monitor." mockup

"I just installed a home security monitor."

from $19.00

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!' mockup

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

from $19.00

"My dad put in a new security system." mockup

"My dad put in a new security system."

from $19.00

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast! mockup

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

from $19.00

Beware of the dog.

from $19.00

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.' mockup

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

from $19.00

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.' mockup

'I hear a burglar downstairs, the poor fool.'

from $19.00

'Nice to have a door opener.'

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"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?" mockup

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

from $19.00

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak." mockup

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

from $19.00

'He's always on the heightened alert!' mockup

'He's always on the heightened alert!'

from $19.00

Beware the Dog

from $19.00

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here." mockup

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

from $19.00

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?' mockup

'I'm taking a poll. Do you feel safe in your own home?'

from $19.00

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...' mockup

'My masters have upgraded the security system: There's a ten-digit passcode on the cat-flap now...'

from $19.00

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock mockup

"It's all set. If your husband tries to get into the fridge after 9pm he'll receive an electrical shock

from $19.00

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor." mockup

"I think you should turn the water temperature down a bit. The water melted through the tub and then through the floor."

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"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?" mockup

"The game's over. Will you switch it back to our home security cam?"

from $19.00

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.' mockup

'It doesn't get nearly enough sun here, but it sure keeps the kids from sliding down the bannister.'

from $19.00

"Hi honey, I'm home."

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Bathroom privacy options: A guide. mockup

Bathroom privacy options: A guide.

from $19.00

"I'm the temp."

from $19.00

Home Security Cynic Gifts Collection

Home Security Cynic Mugs

Explore our mugs collection—perfect for home security cynics who love their humor served hot every morning.

Home Security Cynic Pillows

Browse our pillows—bring humor and personality into their favorite relaxing space.

Home Security Cynic Prints

Discover prints that celebrate the playful side of home security skepticism—ideal for decorating with wit.

Home Security Cynic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirt collection—great for those who wear their skepticism with pride and a smile.