Home Safety Training Pillows

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Everybody passed the 'housebroken' test except for Rover.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Okay, what's your next, more expensive security system?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

'New normal' family life

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

"Did we turn off the stove?"

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."