Home Safety Training Pillows

"First, locate the pin on your extinguisher..."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Everybody passed the 'housebroken' test except for Rover.'

'Throw it out. . . we never use it, unless you can think of someone that might need it.'

"We've completely child-proofed our home."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'You can't beat the old style security systems!'

'Goodnight honey... did you remember to unplug the baby?'

'New normal' family life

'I know the fire's in the kitchen, but that program just irks the hell out of me.'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'

'Face it, you're mechanically impaired.'

"Which area of the house is the most dangerous? A. Your wet bathroom, B. Your dirty kitchen, or C. Your cluttered garage?"

'Well those stair gates were a complete waste of money'

'I told you he was smart. He turned a potential hazard into a plaything.'

"Honey, your radon testing kit is here."

"Did we turn off the stove?"

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

'Is your house baby-proofed?'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."

"Knock! Knock! Who's there? What, seriously? You mean you haven't installed personal security cameras?"