Home Networking Gifts

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm working from home today."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Never marry an engineer."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."