Family Networker Gifts

"Thanks to separations, divorces and remarriages, I've got 20 grandparents."

Networking

Best Places to Retire

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

Man-mobile

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

We met online.

"He's networking again!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

"Wet wipe?"

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"