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"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Al, pardon me while I check in on Facebook from "Loonytown."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"I'm not great at communication, but my little buddy is."

We met online.

'Thanks for the order, Mr Barnes and I want you to think of me as your friend.'

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"Deleted, I'm sure."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

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"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"He's networking again!"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"You're the perfect candidate! Unfortunately, we aren't looking for perfect candidates at this time."

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

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"Wet wipe?"