Home Networking Pillows

"Getting the WiFi to Work"

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm working from home today."

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'You're doing that just to bug me, aren't you?'

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"That's what I love about social media. I can have connections with thousands of people and yet still be completely isolated and alone."

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Never marry an engineer."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"Trust me. It's no big deal. I'm even tuning you out right now."

"Life is so much easier since I brought the XL Robovax for Clive."

"The blender just texted—we forgot to turn off the stove."

Attack of the 65 - Inch Woman

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"I synchronized the complete household with the computer and the smartphone. Now I don't have to feel lonely when nobody is at home because I can talk to the loo."

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

'She let the bedbugs bite.'