Home Maintenance Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the home maintenance procrastinator? Celebrate their charming tendency to delay DIY tasks with humorous and thoughtful products that add a touch of fun to their everyday routine. Perfect for anyone who knows that sometimes, doing nothing is an art.

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"Ok. Ok - After we probe you, we'll remind you to clean your gutters."

"Ok. Ok - After we probe you, we'll remind you to clean your gutters." mockup

"Ok. Ok - After we probe you, we'll remind you to clean your gutters."

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'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!' mockup

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

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Yardless: Please help

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"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot." mockup

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

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Man using to much bug spray

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'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.' mockup

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing." mockup

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

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Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

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'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!' mockup

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

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"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem." mockup

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

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'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.' mockup

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

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'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!' mockup

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

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"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage." mockup

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

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"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels." mockup

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

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"The trees are laughing at us."

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The household cavalry

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"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds." mockup

"Ma'am, you don't have an ant problem. They're coffee grounds."

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Timber preservation

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Housewife: Out of Order.

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"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!" mockup

"Sure, it's a break you can live with... but screw one more socket and you're toast!"

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"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!" mockup

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

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'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

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House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog. mockup

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

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"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman." mockup

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

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'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.' mockup

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

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Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1 mockup

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

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"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters." mockup

"Let me call you back, Lori. I'm binge-watching John clean the gutters."

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"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help." mockup

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

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"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take." mockup

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

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Product Testing Department

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"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!" mockup

"Whoa - You're gonna need a whole new string!"

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"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram." mockup

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

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Home Maintenance Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Home Maintenance Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our mugs that speak to home maintenance procrastinators with witty slogans and charming designs.

Home Maintenance Procrastinator Pillows

Choose pillows that add a playful touch to any room while nodding to a procrastinator’s personality.

Home Maintenance Procrastinator Prints

Decorate with prints that poke fun at the home maintenance procrastinator’s lifestyle in a stylish way.

Home Maintenance Procrastinator T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that humorously celebrate the art of delaying home repairs and chores.