Home Improvement Procrastinator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the home improvement procrastinator? Celebrate their creative delay with witty, charming items that bring humor to their favorite pastime of putting things off. Perfect for those who love to joke about their DIY hesitations.

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"EVERY weekend you say we're gonna fix this place up!"

"EVERY weekend you say we're gonna fix this place up!" mockup

"EVERY weekend you say we're gonna fix this place up!"

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"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!" mockup

"They don't look like the tools you'll need to put the kitchen shelves up with!"

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'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.' mockup

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

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"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here." mockup

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

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'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!" mockup

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

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Housewife: Out of Order.

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'I'm counter - intelligence'

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"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs." mockup

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

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"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer." mockup

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

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'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.' mockup

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

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'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?' mockup

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

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Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place. mockup

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

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"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it." mockup

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

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"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say." mockup

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

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"Shall I kiss it better?"

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WC problem.

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"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!" mockup

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

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'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?' mockup

'Here's a house that needs fixing up. Are you handy with money?'

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Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella. mockup

Painting the ceiling with a paint roller attached to an umbrella.

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"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!..."

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!..." mockup

"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down!..."

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"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue." mockup

"I see you ladies are admiring the Tuscan Blue."

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"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!" mockup

"... 'Do it yourself enthusiast'?... No, George is more of a, 'cock it up yourself enthusiast'!"

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Decluttering. . .

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"Stop screwing around!"

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"That painting's not going to paint itself."

"That painting's not going to paint itself." mockup

"That painting's not going to paint itself."

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"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed." mockup

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

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'We're renovating.'

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A botched home improvement job.

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'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.' mockup

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

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Another over-do-it-yourself project. mockup

Another over-do-it-yourself project.

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'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.' mockup

'I asked you to clean the fridge, not declutter it.'

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"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

"Did I mention it needed a little work?" mockup

"Did I mention it needed a little work?"

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Home Improvement Procrastinator Gifts Collection

Home Improvement Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the home improvement procrastinator. Delight them with a humorous design that celebrates their laid-back style.

Home Improvement Procrastinator Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that humorously depict the home improvement procrastinator. Great for adding personality to any living space.

Home Improvement Procrastinator Prints

Browse our prints celebrating creative delays and procrastination. Ideal for decorating a space that embraces humor and personality.

Home Improvement Procrastinator T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for those who love to procrastinate on DIY projects. Fun, witty, and perfect for casual wear.