Home Improvement Hobbyists Pillows

3-D TV kit.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"Was it a fuse?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"The blow drier is broken."

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."

"Larry does all his own stunts."