Home Improvement Hobbyists Pillows

3-D TV kit.

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Dummies Books.

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Your Home Remodel Team

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"The blow drier is broken."

"Was it a fuse?"

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Can't we just get some load-bearing wallpaper?"

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

House Painter gets stuck to the ceiling.

"I've fixed the shelf, darling."