Home Improvement Enthusiasts Pillows

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Enjoy the sound of running water in your own home...'

"I hear he came into some money."

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

DIY store with a first aid department

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Nice conservatory!

Plumber repairing a bath

"I didn't spark joy."

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Bob’s Museum

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I thought you were out front telling the fence company how to do their job."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.