Home Improvement Enthusiasts Pillows

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

'Enjoy the sound of running water in your own home...'

"I hear he came into some money."

We have enough money to build it, but nothing left for furniture. Never start something you can't furnish!

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

DIY store with a first aid department

Rudy's new verandah saved his life!

Nice conservatory!

Plumber repairing a bath

"I didn't spark joy."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

A DIY disaster.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

Your Home Remodel Team

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

"It's a miracle I was able to build this desk all by myself. I'm not so handy."

'I'm counter - intelligence'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Bob’s Museum

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

'Have you got one of those things you use to knock nails in...?'

'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Wallpapering with Nails