Home Hobbyist Pillows

"Oh no, I'll allow you to putt in the living room but put back that driver."

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Bob’s Museum

"Pity that 'on' button's a bit of a stretch."

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

DIY Store "I don't know why we come here..."

Man Watches Live Feed of his Aquarium on Television

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

As icebergs form in the river, a man's house breaks up similarly

Construction safety.

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"I'd hold off on mowing. Our neighbors are getting pretty agitated."

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Recombinant DNA

"Well I might have to come back and check it again but my initial idea is that you probably have a leak!"

'They say he's toughest inspector around.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'I should get this remote control looked at.'

'See! I told you the roof needed repairing.'

'There's a hole in the wall and that was the cheapest sign I could find.'

'I love how you used human silhouettes to distinguish male and female, since in their species, the sexes actually do look different. Nice touch, I like it, I like it a lot!'

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'