Diy Hobbyist Pillows

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

"Young Frankenstein"

Self help acupuncture

Painting by the numbers for adults

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"I think I perferred the plain magnolia"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Do it yourself books.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'MY husband made the coffee table out of an old door.'

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

"Well, he promised you the moon and stars."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'