Indoor Hobbyist Pillows

"I didn't waste lockdown, I learned how to knit my new beard."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

James decided to stay in that night.

Bob’s Museum

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'As a kid I was always taking things apart...so, anyway, that's when my parents stopped getting me pets.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Staycation Photos

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Casual skydiving.

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

'I am playing outside, Mom -- look at the graphics.'

"Son, you're old enough now to whittle your own condom."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Pandemic playhouse.

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

Catching the Sun

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'Nature makes me nervous!'

'You can't do this to me, Arlene! -- I'm not the outdoorsy TYPE!'

"It was a long winter."

'You want me to stop playing video games and go outside to play? In all that air pollution?'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

Penny Farthing Racing Bike