Home Gym Conversationalist Gifts

'We once used this to exercise, but now it's a conversation piece.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

Exercising in Confinement

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

'What happened?'

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

"Given the coronavirus, you're all going have to work at home."

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.