Exercise Enthusiast Turned Conversationalist Gifts

'We once used this to exercise, but now it's a conversation piece.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Running

Exercise Class

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

Keep Fit.

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Dieting Motivation.

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."