Home Gym Conversationalist Prints

'We once used this to exercise, but now it's a conversation piece.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Sisyphus during Covid

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'If you want to get some exercise, carry this out to the garbage.'

'It says for best work out to dismantle and reassemble.'

Rowing machine on a river.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

'It's just what I always wanted!'

"If you don't have weights at home, try using canned food or the psychological burden of simply existing in this world!"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

"Honey? Are you in the mood for some exercise fun? I can defrost the cat!. . ."

Exercising in Confinement

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

'What do you want that for? You're already going nowhere fast.'

'This exercise bike's brilliant - it's MOTORISED!'

A man uses exercise equipment to open his blinds.

"Okay, maybe we should count assembling the exercise bike as your first workout."

'Don't you think its time you packed in doing press ups?'

Finally. A home exercise system that really is a clothes rack!

'Judging by the boulder, sticks and rope, I think it's time to update your exercise equipment.'

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'

Exercise and diet at the same time - open and close your refrigerator door 100 times.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"The power's out again? So what do you do when that happens?"

Just one moment dear.