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"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

Working from home.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

Woman with kids at husbands office.

Stubborn Horse

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Tired Barbie

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Signs of Stress

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Do you have any books on controlling little monsters?'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Anthony! And all over my new carpet! Bad cat! Bad cat!'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Desperate Househusbands: 'Help! My wife left me with the kids for two minutes while she ran to the store. Help!'

A dream of consequence

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

"Boy, has it been hacked!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Having It All

'You got him here before the tardy bell, Mrs. Bates, but I'm not sure he's prepared to learn.'

'Your mother and I want you to know that you wouldn't be hurting our feelings if you decided not to go to University.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

Careful

"Have you heard of Murphy's Law 2.0? It's anything that could possibly go wrong often does...as well as a thing or two that couldn't possibly go wrong."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Tax Department - Whammy/double whammy