Holistic Thinker Gifts

'Look - a Steiner school.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

X-ray Psychology.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'You must heal yourself.'

Game changing

Reasonableman

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

James decided to stay in that night.

Always expect the best

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"