Holistic Living Gifts

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

The Farmer Sutra.

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"Ideal - mine's completely empty."

The Environmentalist

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Eco Princess

At the market

See you at the farmers market!

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Acupuncture clinic

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

Hipster Police Department

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Cage-free eggs.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

Meet the layer.

The label on the bottle did say 'natural and organic ingredients', but THIS could not be right.

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."