Holistic Living T-Shirts

Man passes Holistic Health Clinic and sees Holistic Donuts.

The Farmer Sutra.

"Tell you what, dude, I'm writing you a prescription for a scented candle and some granola."

"Ideal - mine's completely empty."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

The Environmentalist

See you at the farmers market!

At the market

Eco Princess

'You've got, like, a Feng Shui problem with your pancreas, dude.'

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

"Hold on. If we're free range, I don't think we should be crossing a toll road."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

If all else falls...Mom's Chicken Soup

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Transcend Dental Medication: "Prepare to let go of the pain."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Gym for regular people" "No intimidating trainers!" "Lo-tech" "Less is more!" "Not plastic" "Fluffy and scented" "No mirrors" "Full service restaurant"

Hipster Police Department

Alternative Medicine.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Some of you may have heard that Dr. Weil is giving HIS talk right now in the next auditorium.'

Cage-free eggs.

Acupuncture clinic

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"When I say I'm rich I don't just mean in Omega 3 oils."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."