Holistic Thinker Prints

'Look - a Steiner school.'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

reincarnated worm...

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

X-ray Psychology.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

Plan 'A', Plan 'B' - "I say we should go with plan 'A', sir."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'You must heal yourself.'

Game changing

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

Reasonableman

"Father would never understand me investing in things called Google and Yahoo."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

James decided to stay in that night.

Marcel Proust

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Follow this diet, and soon the temple of your soul will just be a small chapel.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

USA in Pakistan: I'm the sheriff and I shot my deputy...

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Always expect the best

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

"I may have wasted my life, but at least I don't look stupid."

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'