Holistic Guru Gifts

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Self help acupuncture

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

National Academy of Sport

New Age Store.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Energy saving mode

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

Congratulations on the new you!

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'