Holistic Guru Pillows

Self help acupuncture

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

New Age Store.

National Academy of Sport

'I gotta lose some weight.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Energy saving mode

Keep Fit.

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Brave explorers of the world"