Holiday Tv Gifts

'In a minute, I'm missing Lost.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

The Baby Walker

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Tourists

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Easter Island legs

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Meet the scribe"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.

Club Antisocial

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."