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'In a minute, I'm missing Lost.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

At the Museum

A Good Batch.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

The Vineyard

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

The Baby Walker

Easter Island legs

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Tourists

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Meet the scribe"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Club Antisocial

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"