Holiday Stock Watcher T-Shirts

'Stocks tumbled on the news Santa's credit rating was downgraded.'

Where your mind & battle are los

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Ninja bread men"

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Tourists and their Pets.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'How very Cumbria.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Now it fits.'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"I can hardly wait...TWO WHOLE weeks without having to deal with mindless e-mails, incessant interruptions, boring meetings...."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'