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Newspapers

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Piranhaclaus

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'