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'He lives for his holidays.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Home depot."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Piranhaclaus

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Horn of Leftovers

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

Happy Turkey Day!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'