Holiday Humbug Enthusiast Gifts

"We're getting a lot of this. . . try to avoid taking him into shops playing jingly Christmas music!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Home depot."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Happy Turkey Day!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Horn of Leftovers

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Santa called but you were out!

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'