Holiday Humbug Gifts

"All done with that holiday spirit for another year, are we dear?"

'For Heaven's sake take a break with the training routine...'

"No, I don't want to do it 'neath the tree."

'Hooray! A Christmas miracle! I suddenly went blind an can't see that mistletoe above your head!'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Yep the kids are loving the hotel they've made lots of new friends.

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

'Look! There's Santa!'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

It was brighter than most, and Biggins allowed himself a quiet smile as he contemplated the immense speeds involved as it burned itself up in the atmosphere...

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'One more thing -- My Dad says that if you bring me one more 'Alvin and the Chipmunks' tape, he'll rip off your beard and set fire to it.'

"I smell cranberries."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

'It's not gifts I want, but someone who listens.'

"Years ago, there was only one Santa Claus. Now because of genetic engineering, there can be lots of them."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa

"Another one asking me to fix the climate crisis."

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

"I told you not to show Santa those rodeo videos!"

"I told the carol singers where to go in no uncertain terms, so that's saved us some money!"

"Whoope! I've lost a pound!"

'Santa's blotto.'

"You know I hate you, right?"