Christmas Trading Enthusiast T-Shirts

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Panettone

"I don't believe in you!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Filming Christmas

"Elfis"

'He's got your nose.'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Zoom Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Rockefeller Center."